Time for bed Much the same as our prior expression class kickoff, this one will resound with the primary school scene. Homework’s done, and you have a little scope to remain up and sit in front of the TV. Around 8:40pm or somewhere in the vicinity, however, you begin completing a little clock viewing. Tick tock. At that point, comfortable 8:51pm business break come those unfavorable words from the kitchen. « Nectar, nearly time for bed. . . .Β Β»

πŸ˜Β πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ god onlyknows why he cursed me to be a straight white Man

πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ if jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land ?

πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ what did the car tell her tires? thanks for keeping it wheels.

πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncleβ€˜s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: β€œDo you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: β€œOh, good that it wasn’t new.”

πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ Job interviewer: β€œAnd where would you see yourself in five years from now?Β Β» Me: « Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening. » 

πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜ 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘ΌπŸ™ŠπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€­πŸ‘‡πŸ˜